Hi, I’m Lauren

Corporate Boss Babe turned

WOMEN’S SOMATIC RELATIONSHIP + EMOTIONAL INTIMACY COACH

MY HERSTORY OVERVIEW

8+ Years

Software Development in Fortune 250 IT Consulting

5+ Years

Executive Team Leadership across U.S., Europe & India

3+ Years

Director of B2B eCommerce Engineering

Certified VITA™ Coach

Sex, Love and Relationship Coach

Q4 2024

Accreditations 

Inner Temple Mystery School

Q2 2025

Hi, I’m Lauren…

Somatic Relationship + Emotional Intimacy Coach for Women ready to transform their relationship shadows into pure gold.

After years of struggling in my own personal relationships, I couldn’t seem to make any real headway. My tactics were all outdated, ineffective and slowly crushing my spirit. The cycle was pretty typical — giving too much of myself, not speaking up for myself, not clearly stating or even understanding my own needs, feeling under appreciated, misunderstood, numbed out and my heart totally shut down, resulting in me standing empty-handed, burned out and resentful. And to be BRUTALLY honest — my last round of this wasn’t that long ago. Desperate to be seen in all the wrong ways, I turned into a yes woman — your typical people-pleasing, do-gooder forsaking myself at every turn.

Can you guess what happened next?

Yup — I fizzled right out.

Shocking, I know… For the first time ever, I truly had nothing left to give. My body attempted to give me warning signs, but I wasn’t dialed in enough to listen, understand or take it seriously. So, I continued to move through life in this depleted state, operating under the assumption that this was my new norm. And since I had nothing left to give, at least my capacity for people-pleasing was capped, that was good news — right? For years I grew accustomed to the idea that what I was experiencing was simply life. I signed off on the idea that existing with constant anxiety and depression was going to be my experience until the end — and with whatever remained of me, this was all I could contribute to my relationships.

Until a unique opportunity came my way.

In 2019, I said yes to attending a Women’s Sacred S*xuality Retreat in Greece scheduled for April 2020 — yes, you read that right, 2020. Well, we all know how 2020 panned out for us all. One pandemic later, I was so ready for a vacation and an escape from life that I cared little about what the retreat would entail, only that an adventure was soon on the horizon — little did I know, the universe was gently guiding me to exactly where I needed to be. In October of 2021, nearly two years later, I finally found myself at the ends of the earth on the island of Crete, unaware of what I had said yes to

For the first time ever, I had unknowingly said yes to all of me.

I said yes to my body. I say yes to my mind. I say yes to my spirit. I said yes to the best of me. I said yes to the worst of me. I said yes to all that had happened to me. I said yes to all that hadn’t. I said yes to the parts I shamed. I said yes to the parts I walled off. I said yes to the parts that I gave too much of myself to. I said yes to all the parts I hadn’t allowed myself to celebrate. And I said yes to all of it in community. I had been given permission to be fully seen and witnessed for the first time in my life — and because of this, I experienced lasting healing I didn’t know was possible.

In the week that followed, I was initiated into the incredible healing power of community, neo-Tantric principles, and the somatic expression of stored trauma. It was the first time I ever felt peace and at home in my body. Here at the ends of the earth, supported by the energy of the Grecian Goddesses & Minoan Women, I discovered the profound potential of my own personal transformation through cultivating a deep intimate relationship with my body.

This awakening became the catalyst for a deeper commitment for my own healing journey. Upon returning home, I hired my first coach to continue integrating and implementing the tools I was so desperately seeking. Fueled by the pursuit of living a life filled with peacespaciousness, intention, and deep presence of my internal world, I am dedicated to continuously healing my nervous system after decades of dysregulation.

I had found my missing piece.

The irony of course, was that nothing was ever missing. I had simply been conditioned to look in all the wrong places. To keep seeking EXTERNAL solutions for an INTERNAL problem.

I was ignoring the ONE relationship screaming at me for attention — the one with my body and my internal world.

Once I began focusing on processing the legacy traumas stored in my nervous system and creating space for my inner world to express itself — THIS is when I started to see the shift.

The intensity of my anxiety and hyper-perfectionism began quieting down within me. My relationships became easier, confrontation was no longer life or death. I felt like I could finally breathe, and more importantly TRULY relax. It felt as though I’d found the secret to experiencing a pleasurable life, the thing no one was talking about.

Slowly, I began feeling better.

And while I began feeling better, I had space to see my community with clear eyes — I witnessed women in my life also suffering and struggling. Existing in the same over-giving, survival-mode place I knew so well, and I finally understood what was being asked of me…

And my true mission emerged.

TO GUIDE WOMEN THROUGH THE HEALING PORTAL OF SELF-INTIMACY SO THEY CAN ATTRACT AND EXPERIENCE THEIR MOST SOUL-ALIGNED LIFE AND DESTINED RELATIONSHIPS.

Today, I specialize in guiding women towards living fully embodied lives. Through reestablishing a relationship with your body built on a foundation of love, compassion, curiosity, safety, and trust, we reconnect you to your sacred intuition & inherent wholeness — all while dispelling limiting beliefs paving the way for a resounding hell yes existence.

I empower you to slow down and do less, creating space for deep healing & the emergence of what truly brings your soul online.

From my heart to yours,

ALL ABOUT LAUREN

ALL ABOUT LAUREN

FAVORITE MORNING DRINK:

Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew

HUMAN DESIGN:

Projector

ZODIAC SIGNS:

☼ Sag ☾ Leo ↑ Virgo

I BELIEVE I AM...

Mintakan Starseed

IDEAL ENVIRONMENT:

Shorelines

MYERS BRIGS:

INFJ-Advocate

READING FOR PLEASURE:

Any & all spicy fantasies

FAVORITE CONSTELLATON:

Orion (yes… absolutely Mintakan)

It’s my deepest honor to guide you through this transformative journey as you reclaim your power, stepping into a life radiating your unique authenticity, living in soul-alignment, and embracing radical self-love.